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18-Year-Old Waitress with 20 Years Experience Needed
I’ve been waitressing since before I was born.
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Don;t you think that’s a little pricy for an anus?
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This freezer blew up two buses and a mini mart. This freezer is off the force.
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Dog Trying to Get Ball Out of Pool Gets Surprised
Almost… Almoooooooost.
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This might take some getting used to.
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10 Ridiculous Crime Headlines 
This just in: idiocy.
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